When 140 Characters Isn't Enough...

Ok so...If all you talk about is how good you look, how phat your lul butt is, how perfect your c-cups are, how pretty your face ang hair is, yet you're always talking about the fact that a guy stood you up, won't come over, during the day, deleted your comments off his wall on facebook and call you during the wee hours of the morning AND if your thirsty behind is always subtweeting a different dude telling them how attractive you think they are, I see a trend. Perhaps having a big butt, perfect boobs, a cute face and pretty hair  is not all it takes to get someone to take you seriously...so you should probably stop...plus it's not cute.
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#Pause so now everyone is a hippie, or a weirdo? I really wish people would stop with all the feeble attempts to be "different" sometimes you just have to accept the fact that you're not as unique as you would like to think. It's ok.
#newsflash people that are genuine usually don't label themselves with cliche' terms such as "hippie" or "weirdo"...you know, if that's the vibe you were going for.
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I am corny. I have long ago accepted this fact. There is no need for anyone else to inform me. I KNOW. Being corny is amusing to myself as well as others, and most importantly, there isn't much I can do about it.
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Cliche'...but I can't see myself with anyone other than him. I can see myself single...but not with anyone else.
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"I can't save the world, I'm still working on myself. All I can do is share my life experiences in hopes that you will use them to protect yours." -Mashonda
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Whenever I'm having fun, I never seem to have the time to tweet about it. In fact most times when I'm having fun I can't even locate my phone. I just find it hard to believe that you're having as much fun as you say you are, if you're taking time out of said oh so fun activity to tweet.
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At the end of the day, I don't want to be famous. I don't want to work for some super cool magazine and move to California or NYC. I just want to write enough so that people can see it. I want to encourage discussion. I want to volunteer. I want to help mold young girls into fruitful women. I want to own a restaurant, write in my notebook and sit at home with my kids nah, I'd be bored when they went to school


Fin.